Fun Quotes - Page 322

You're only as old as you feel.

Experience is a funny thing. You dont always have it when you need it.

Basketball is a business. Pure and simple. If you want to have fun, go to the YMCA.

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

It was always fun in the early days of Black Sabbath, when I stayed away from heavy drugs. Then someone gave me cocaine and I went, "Hallelujah!" I thought I'd found the meaning of life!

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

So little time and so little to do.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.

Life is not all fun and easy going. Far from it; there are many rough times. But, sadly, we too often let the hard times dull our enthusiasm. And that is dangerous, if not fatal, to our lives.

Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed.

I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

It is not God's function to create or uncreate the circumstances of your life. God created You, in the image and likeness of God. You have created the rest.

Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who's a New Zealander.

Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

That's the key to success, isn't it? It has to be fun.