Mark Twain Quotes about Funny - Page 3
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass
A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
