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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.15, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)”, p.9262, Delphi Classics

What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.69, Courier Corporation

Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.44, St. Martin's Press

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.69, Courier Corporation

Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.

Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.34, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.

Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.207, Courier Corporation

There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular one is Providence.

Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.387, Courier Corporation

We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

Mark Twain, William M. Gibson (1969). “Mark Twain's Mysterious Stranger Manuscripts”, p.26, Univ of California Press

God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.

Mark Twain, Albert Bigelow Paine (1971). “Mark Twain's notebook”, Scholarly Pr

None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

Mark Twain (194?). “Mark Twain's notebook”

God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention.

Mark Twain (2004). “The Letters of Mark Twain”, p.79, 1st World Publishing

Man proposes, but God blocks the game.

Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.153, Courier Corporation

God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.153, Courier Corporation

Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

Mark Twain (1924). “Mark Twain's Own Autobiography: The Chapters from the North American Review”, p.29, Univ of Wisconsin Press

No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.

Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.153, Courier Corporation