Mark Twain Quotes about Life
Mark Twain (2010). “Mark Twain's Own Autobiography: The Chapters from the North American Review”, p.43, Univ of Wisconsin Press
Mark Twain, Caroline Thomas Harnsberger (2009). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.354, Courier Corporation
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Quoted in Albert B. Paine, Mark Twain: A Biography (1912)
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain (2016). “The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain”, p.116, Chartwell
Mark Twain (1972). “Everyone's Mark Twain”
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.31, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.61, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.26, St. Martin's Press
Mark Twain, Caroline Thomas Harnsberger (2009). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.479, Courier Corporation
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
"Mark Twain: Collected Tales, Sketches, Speeches, and Essays Vol. 1 1852-1890".
Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.48, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
