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Its easy to make frends if you let pepul laff at you.

Its easy to make frends if you let pepul laff at you.

Daniel Keyes
Easy, Ifs
Bert Coules, Daniel Keyes (1993). “The Play of Daniel Keyes' Flowers for Algernon”, p.76, Heinemann

If your smart you can have lots of frends to talk to and you never get lonley by yourself all the time.

Daniel Keyes
Smart, Ifs
Daniel Keyes (2007). “Flowers for Algernon”, p.15, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

If negative meant positive we'd be heroes.

Daniel Johns
Hero, Negative, Ifs

If you like books with happy endings then put this book down immediately.

Daniel Handler
Book, Happy Endings, Ifs

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

Daniel Handler
Writing, People, Ifs
"Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid". Book by Daniel Handler, April 24, 2007.

Even the best plans can change if there's an accident.

Daniel Handler
Plans, Accidents, Ifs

I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.

Daniel Handler
Dream, Happened, Ifs

The end of 'The End' is the best place to begin 'The End', because if you read 'The End' from the beginning of the beginning of 'The End' to the end of the end of 'The End', you will arrive at the end.

Daniel Handler
Best Place, Ends, Ifs
"The End". Book by Daniel Handler, 2006.

Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better.

Daniel Handler
Feel Better, Feelings, Ifs

If the knowledge is spread, it cannot be stamped out.

Daniel H. Wilson
Spread, Ifs
Daniel H. Wilson (2011). “Robopocalypse: A Novel”, p.280, Vintage

If you think like others, how can you be sure you're thinking at all?

Daniel Delgado
Thinking, Ifs

If I can stay constantly busy, I'll be happy.

Daniel Cudmore
Busy, Ifs, I Can

If you talk to any actor, they'll tell you that working is the best thing.

Daniel Cudmore
Actors, Best Things, Ifs

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.

Dana Stabenow
Cyberspace, Screws, Ifs

If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?

Dana Gould
Redundant, Ifs
FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Mar 23, 2012

If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow.

Dana Gould
Promise, Coma, Ifs
FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jul 13, 2013

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!

Dana Gould
Dying, Reckoning, Ifs

If you have the strength to whine, you have the strength to do something about it.

Dan Wells
Ifs

If our god's work is to be done in our time, we must do it ourselves.

Dan Simmons
Done, Our Time, Ifs
Dan Simmons (2011). “Rise of Endymion”, p.102, Spectra

It's the American way: if you don't vote, you don't get to whine.

Dan Rather
Way, Vote, Ifs

If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.

Dan Quayle
Running, Ifs

If we lose touch with our heart's wisdom, then no method avails; if we love, then nothing else is necessary.

Dan Millman
Heart, Method, Ifs
Dan Millman (1993). “The Life You Were Born to Live: A Guide to Finding Your Life Purpose”, H J Kramer

If we agree on everything, only one of us is necessary.

Dan Millman
Agree, Ifs
Dan Millman (2007). “Wisdom of the Peaceful Warrior: A Companion to the Book that Changes Lives”, p.25, H J Kramer

If the point of good art is to be somewhat subtle then it's not going to catch everyone.

Dan Mangan
Art, Subtle, Ifs
Source: www.songfacts.com

If no one knows you, then you are no one.

Dan Chaon
Knows, Ifs

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