Fun Quotes - Page 315

The whole function of education is to create Nazis.

If I had my hand full of truth, I would take good care how I opened it.

He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Shut the door, Wales.

Nothing is more satisfying than to write a good sentence. It is no fun to write lumpishly, dully, in prose the reader must plod through like wet sand. But it is a pleasure to achieve, if one can, a clear running prose that is simple yet full of surprises. This does not just happen. It requires skill, hard work, a good ear, and continued practice.

It is the function of women to teach men how to be human.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

Scientists are peeping toms at the keyhole of eternity.

I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple of weeks after I graduated college I called my mother up and said 'Can I borrow $200?' and she said 'Why don't you act like you've got $200.'

The laws of biology are the fundamental lessons of history.

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.

I loved being blonde. It's true, they have more fun, even when they're cannibalising their children.

I think the adjective post-modernist really means mannerist. Books about books is fun but frivolous.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

There is only so much energy available to us in life. Spending it on solving problems is one possible way of living your life, but this may leave you empty - hearted; spending it on what excites you is a lot more fulfilling and fun - and effortless; and usually, the previously experienced problems vanish on their own. We don't have to battle against the darkness when all we need to do is turn on the light.

To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture.

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?

Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.

God's finger touched him, and he slept.

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

For better or worse, we are the Court of Appeals for the Hollywood Circuit. Millions of people toil in the shadow of the law we make, and much of their livelihood is made possible by the existence of intellectual property rights. But much of their livelihood - and much of the vibrancy of our culture - also depends on the existence of other intangible rights: The right to draw ideas from a rich and varied public domain, and the right to mock, for profit as well as fun, the cultural icons of our time.