Fun Quotes - Page 271

I never liked you, and I always will.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Do you know anything at all that nobody else knows or, for that matter, gives a damn about? If you do, then sit tight, because one of these days you're going to Hollywood as a technical supervisor on a million dollar movie.

I remember thinking to myself that I missed the fun and excitement after leaving the corporate world to work at home. Seek camaraderie through networking. Schedule time for it; if you don't, you'll never make it.

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

Whoever brought me here will have to take me home.

Looking up gives light, although at first it makes you dizzy.

I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one.

Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.

Embrace change as an opportunity to learn, to improve, to make a difference in others' lives as well as in your own. Have the courage to challenge the status quo. Remember that preparation and ambition in combination with opportunity equals success. And have fun!

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!

My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

The big difference is, as a man, I can go to a bar at two in the morning and people will be like "He's just a fun guy! That's cool that he can balance all these things." But if you see a person that you know who has two young kids and is a mom, there's no way those perceptions are the same. It's like "Oh, there must be a problem." That's usually what women face.

It's much more fun to be ugly.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun." "Fun" she said unhappily. "Blue elephants." "Blue elephants." "Kiss me you fool." "You fool.