Two Quotes - Page 314

There are, of course, two kinds of suffering, that which has a reward and that which doesn't.

Technology makes everyone feel old. A laptop is old after two years. Someone always has something newer. Everyone seems to feel obsolete now, even the young.

Relationships are two people; everyone is accountable. A lot goes into a relationship coming together, and a lot goes into a relationship falling apart. Even if it's 98 percent the other person's fault, it's 2 percent yours.... You can only clean up your side of the street.

If there's an energy between two people it doesn't matter what you look like or what you do for a living or where you live.

What does it say about our country when people are so desperate for an alternative to our one-party state masquerading as a two-party state that they'll even elect a professional wrestler governor?

I'm not sure whether Los Angeles borders on the ocean or on oblivion. I always feel that I'm two steps away from the other side when I'm out there. It's more like a vacation place or a place to visit than a place to hunker down.

There's two kinds of women--those you write poems about and those you don't.

There have been hermaphrodites around forever, Cal. Forever. Plato said that the original human being was a hermaphrodite. Did you know that? The original person was two halves, one male, one female. Then these got separated. That's why everybody's always searching for their other half. Except for us. We've got both halves already.

That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.

I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!' 'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?' 'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it!

I do two things. I design mobile computers and I study brains.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

It would be something that another person had written down without understanding its significance; just a sentence or two that would be like a flash of light.

Like morality, literature needs to be universal. So that the writer must put himself on the side of the majority, of the two billion starving, if he wishes to be able to speak to all and be read by all. Failing that, he is at the service of a privileged class and, like it, an exploiter.

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can't define that as anti-Semitism.

Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft.

We do not know either unalloyed happiness or unmitigated misfortune. Everything in this world is a tangled yarn; we taste nothing in its purity; we do not remain two moments in the same state. Our affections as well as bodies, are in a perpetual flux.

Temperance and labor are the two real physicians of man.

The problem is: When two governments or institutions in Europe hold differing opinions, it is immediately a crisis.

It was my first time in Kansas City. In about two or three days I had a gig at a place called The Monroe Inn.

Martha Stewart published her recipe for disaster -- mix one part arrogance with two parts incompetence, simmer in the juices and then serve hot in the can.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

I have to thank my mum for kicking me out at 16 and making me stand on my own two feet - that's how I got here.

In this business, we have to travel so far away from our families. We have two children, so if we can work together, that's awesome. Before I met Lisa Bonet , it was a dream to work with her.