Two Quotes - Page 305

You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down... I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.

If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes. Two minutes. That's really not long enough to be sure you're alone on the Earth, even. That's like... I walk outside, it's- there's not much traffic. "Oh, my God, it's just me! I'm gonna have sex with a monkey right now. Oh, no-there's a person."

What would they say if they knew I sit for two months on six lines of poetry?

Sometimes they work, and sometimes they just won't. Sometimes you get hung up on them. When that happens, you just throw it back, and maybe come back to it two or three weeks later.

And she would not hold back his limbs when his heart was gone to the woods, for it is ever the way of witches with any two things to care for the more mysterious of the two.

Lord Tyrawley and I have been dead these two years, but we don't choose to have it known.

A man of eighty has outlived probably three new schools of painting, two of architecture and poetry and a hundred in dress.

I'm scared of you two in the same place. That's like putting in an order for trouble, rather than just wishing for it.

Getting a woman's body and getting her heart are two different things. And gaining her trust is another problem entirely.

Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together.

The only thing keeping two people together should be love. Not legalities.

Looking, acting, and ultimately being Prep is not restricted to an elite minority lucky enough to attend prestigious private schools, just because an ancestor or two happened to arrive here on the Mayflower. You don't even have to be a registered Republican.

They're my favorite two words these days: Oscar reject.

All things in this world are two: in heaven there is but One.

There are two essential epochs in any enterprise - to begin, and to get done.

One! two! and through and through The vorpal blade went snickersnack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.

Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup?

I had two children. I had a nanny to manage my kids.

I suggest that a culture adopting an alphabet would denigrate right hemispheric values because the alphabet is a left hemispheric mode of reception. And this right hemispheric denigration would manifest in two principal ways: Women's rights would be taken away, and images would be declared abominations.

Out of the thousands who are known or who want to be known as poets, maybe one or two are genuine and the rest are fakes, hanging around the sacred precincts, trying to look like the real thing.

He [Democritus] is probably best known for two of the most scientifically intuitive quotes ever uttered by an ancient: 'Nothing exists except atoms and space, everything else is opinion'.

It makes no sense to talk of the social obligations of the corporation without reference to its economic obligations. The two are intertwined.

One half of the world's people live on less than two dollars a day. This should concern our national security policy as well as our conscience.

The spirit of liberty is the spirit of him who, near two thousand years ago, taught mankind that lesson it has never learned ... .

Sometimes good and evil aren't so much opposites as two sides of a coin. You toss it one way and it looks good, another way and it's evil, sometimes it just depends on which end of the gun you're on.