Looks Quotes - Page 135

It always seems to be raining harder than it really is when you look at the weather through the window.

God created astrologers to make pollsters look accurate.

Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like to call it. His chubby thighs, I now realized, were squeezed into the armholes, which were so tight they must have been cutting off his circulation. The collared neck hung between his legs like an udder. Up top, Patrick's head stuck out through the unsnapped crotch, and his arms were lost somewhere in the billowing pant legs. It was quite a look.

Everything looks better in the morning.

Action, looks, words, steps, form the alphabet by which you may spell character.

You know what the best kind of organic certification would be? Make an unannounced visit to a farm and take a good long look at the farmer’s bookshelf. Because what you’re feeding your emotions and thoughts is what this is really all about. The way I produce a chicken is an extension of my worldview. You can learn more about that by seeing what’s sitting on my bookshelf than having me fill out a whole bunch of forms.

To be able to look at change as an opportunity to grow - that is the secret to being happy.

We are born to be ourselves-in need of upgrading the gene-to look back again and again and befriend the person we once intended to become.

When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.

You look like a diabetic strip club owner.

That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.

I always look for reality. I look for plain truthful roles.

I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!

Sometimes the end God has in mind is to exercise our faith, so He brings us into straitened circumstances so that we might look up to Him and see His deliverance.

If we want proof of God's love for us, then we must look first at the Cross where God offered up His Son as a sacrifice for our sins. Calvary is the one objective, absolute, irrefutable proof of God's love for us.

Aren't we taught as kids that we're beautiful because we feel beautiful and not because someone else says so? You don't look like the model on the magazine cover but you can still be beautiful, so I can't say I really want to change anything. I'm happy with the flaws I have.

I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.

How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?

Never give up. Look forward to the future, and don’t give a damn about haters

To a database person, every nail looks like a thumb. Or something like that.

I don't know why I get cast in a lot of period pieces. Stephen Fry told me that I had a face for period, that I look like someone from 1920.

White wine is like electricity. Red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak.

I've always told Will, you can do whatever you want as long as you can look at yourself in the mirror and be OK.

When you look at life retrospectively you rarely regret anything that you did, but you might regret things that you didn't do.