Ifs Quotes - Page 316

If you're happy on your own you are going to be okay.

If I don't take care of myself and be kind to myself, then I can't take care of anyone else.

Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.

I asked her about life, and it was as if she rummaged around in a dusty chest to get me the answers.

If you have love in your life, you have life.

Don't pretend to be a journalist if you're not a journalist.

If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.

If you can expect the unexpected, you can emotionally lick anyone.

If you lack vulnerability then you are not being truthful to yourself.

If you would not be forgotten, do things worth remembering.

You've promised that if we come to You and ask something in faith, that You'll do it.

If we don't get the military right nothing else matters.

If we don't hang together, by Heavens we shall hang separately

If there's a recession, I'd buy stocks. That's when you make money: when markets are spooked.

If I could work with any actor it would have to be Johnny Depp. He is cool.

If you put into one room everyone who considered themselves a Nietzschean, there would be a bloodbath.

It's up to me if I decide to do what I think is right.

If I wasn't a musician... I think I'd just be endlessly traveling.

My parents told me I must get married. I was seen as a failure if I didn't do it.

I read a lot of scripts, so I know by page 25 if I like it or not.

If we try to define our own moral universe, there's a price for that.

If you're going to lie, at least be good at it.

If someone is making a judgment when they don't have firsthand experience, it's intolerant. How can you make a judgment on something you don't know about?

I'm yours, if you'll have me.

But if the choice I have to make comes down to you or me, I choose you. I always have. All my love, Patch