Ifs Quotes - Page 292

I had faith, and if I had faith I couldn't worry.

Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.

If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce.

I'll let you go. If you stay.

Because you don’t ever find things when you’re looking for them. You find them when you’re not.” “If that were true, nobody would ever find their keys.

It was selfish what I asked her to do, even if it wound up being the most unselfish thing I've ever done.

If I stay. If I live. It's up to me.

It's ok if you want to stop fighting.

And if I'm not forgiven, then at least I'm understood.

Leave it to the Indians to have meditated upon and figured out the laws of the Universe. Leave it to the Americans to either change those laws, have us escape into another Universe with different laws, or create that other Universe if it doesn't exist already !

Let's see if I can write about something other than my heart.

If I still lived in Russia, I'd be dead... or a really effective oligarch.

Can you imagine what you could do, if you did all that you can?

If you don't like someone, don't shake their hand.

Wouldn't it be lovely if death gave us a day's notice so giants like George Michael could see how much they were revered and adored.

If I went to someone for therapy, I wouldn't be a writer...I would just be well adjusted.

But we survived, didn’t we? That makes it an adventure. If you get killed it’s a tragedy.

If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.

I don't know if I'm really the fastest. It doesn't matter.

If you can’t manage the future, you don’t have a future.

You can't lead by example if you are a bad example. If you stink at something, stop doing in front of everyone until you improve!

Never globalize a problem if it can possibly be dealt with locally.

If anything was, that the world will always--it can only--disappoint.

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?

I'll just go guard some villagers or something. Even if they're not in danger.