Ifs Quotes - Page 277

If it isn't on Google, it doesn't exist.

I've got numbers in my head that I'd like to keep to myself. If I get them or pass them, only I will know.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I wanted to be listened to. I don't know if they were or not, though.

If I had anything to say I'd have a say to everybody.

If you don't like where you are, then change it. You are not a tree!

Imagine what else is true if you understood there is nothing fundamentally wrong with you.

Near-term deficits are temporary and manageable if - and only if - we keep spending in check, the tax burden low and the economy growing.

If anybody says they get used to it, you don't.

If we're going to have debates, let's have real debates.

If anything, I've probably tended more toward humor in my writing and veered more toward pleasure in my personal life.

Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.

I knew God wanted to do much more...and he would, if we provided good soil in which he could work.

Cheap work is seldom, if ever, valuable. Usually, it’s just cheap.

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.

When you're not the lead on a series, you work intermittently, even if you're in every episode.

If you fail to plan, you pretty much plan to fail.

If you focus on all the things that could go wrong, you miss the things that could go right.

If we are going to save our hides, we need to start with democracy.

I would go to heaven, if I believed in heaven.

If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.

You have to drop your sales mentality and start working with your prospects as if they've already hired you.

Demons are demons, and if you have them, you can either put them away, exorcize them, or carry them with you.

But if one observes, one will see that the body has its own intelligence; it requires a great deal of intelligence to observe the intelligence of the body.