Ifs Quotes - Page 265

But, listen, Eddie Merkyx would have won six Tours if he hadn't been punched.

Do it even if you shouldn't, do it becuase you want to, do it becuase it will make things better.

If you're not drinkin', then you're not playin'

It doesn't matter if there are 20, 40, 100, or 500 people there. It doesn't matter how many people. You've got to perform to those people because they've come.

If everything is the same, nothing is special.

If I can be a leader, I will.

I’m not going to start churning out what you expect. If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can f*** off.

The only way I can be there and really get into the character is if I'm her.

If you can’t be yourself with a man, you can’t be with that man.

If you really want to make a lot of money, start your own religion.

Oh, if Shakespeare says it, that's all right.

If we can send a man to the moon, then why don't we send a woman?

If you draft me, you'll never regret it.

If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.

If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.

If it's a good audition, whether or not I think I'm going to get the part, I do always say yes to going.

If you are a successful actor, which is what I am, then you tend to get labelled very quickly and easily.

We can't live other people's lives for them. Even if we love them.

If I was going to do anything, I'd be a producer, only because I'd like to have a say in what gets made and what doesn't.

Do you understand? I don't want you to do a thing if you don't understand it.

If I'd been trying to kill him, he'd be dead.

If he touches you, I'll come in and choke him to death.

It's as if when I open myself up to every perception, things create their own focus.

I don't know if you can articulate an instinct.