Ifs Quotes - Page 205

Be good only if being bad ain't more fun.

I don't consider myself as very talented. If I don't work, I'll be very bad.

If you wish to be held in esteem, you must ssociate only with those who estimable.

If you're a gunfighter, you like to die in the street.

If you create Youtility, your customers will keep you close.

If Oprah, Steven Spielberg and Bono had a baby, I would be that baby.

I'm quite sexy - if you like gingers.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

Where love is there is no labor; and if there be labor, that labor is loved.

If it can be used again, it is not wisdom but theory.

Phall if you but will, rise you must: and none so soon either shall the pharce for the nunce come to a setdown secular phoenish.

Enjoy the day as if it were your last.

If everyone had to start up their own business, socialism would soon die.

If it is conditional, it is not love

If you don't deliver, you don't earn the flexibility.

If Im brave, 99% of it comes from my mother.

If you don't like Corvettes, you don't like sex and money.

You don't know you're going to get a 'No' until you ask, and if you don't ask, you've given yourself the No.

If you can smell garlic, everything is all right.

if somebody at least listens it not too bad

Life is not meant to be hard: if it is, we make it so.

If it's too easy it's probably not love.

If I don't terrorize, I'm not Pop.

Anybody or anything may stand between you and knowledge if you are unfit for it.

By nature, I am not an optimist, though I try to act as if I am.