Fun Quotes - Page 336

I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me.

Scorsese, Spielberg, Tarantino, Peter Jackson - all of you: I'm here, I'm ready. I can do funny faces, I can sing, I can dance. Hire me!

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

The smaller the function, the greater the management.

Faith minus vulnerability is fundamentalism

You got to keep all your weaknesses away, and my weakness is women. I love women too much. Which has definitely road-blocked me. I just try my best to channel my energy to other things and remain focused while making my work as fun as everything else.

Of course, it's fun to play with Blacks.

You go to LA, or you go to New York, and it's really fun to go there. But they're not grounded. Everybody is just competing all the time for the limelight. It's too much entertainment industry. There are too many choices. And it's distracting to me.

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

As President, I will institute a procedure in which all convicted criminals will have this brass ring will be surgically implanted into their foreheads-Americans have a right to know who they can trust. I don't care if you're 5, 6, or 7 years old, if you're a first-time offender, you're gonna go to Purgatory and it's not gonna be fun!

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I think FDR was very dashing and charming and debonair, and probably reminded her of her father. A great bon-vivant. He loved to party. He loved to sing. He loved to have fun. And he wrote beautiful letters, just as her father did, which - alas and alack - Eleanor Roosevelt destroyed. But she refers to his beautiful letters. And she was charmed by him.

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

Ex-Fidelity mutual fund manager Peter Lynch was certainly brilliant in one respect: he knew to get out when the gettin was good.

Philanthropy is fun and fulfilling.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car.

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'