Fun Quotes - Page 123

Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.

Being in a girl group, we might bicker a lot about hair dryers or straighteners, but it's never serious. We've been lucky that we get along so much, it's like having three other sisters to party with every day-it's fun!

When you make art, you get really invested in it. When art happens by accident and you were just along for the ride? It's way more fun.

The people who know nothing about music are the ones always talking about it.

Play hard, play smart, play together, have fun.

I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can't imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend...'Don't even act like I didn't buy that doughnut! I've got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it's back home, in the file. Under d...for doughnut.'

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

What makes it [economics] most fascinating is that its fundamental principles are so simple that they can be written on one page, that anyone can understand them, and yet very few do.

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk.

It's good to shut up sometimes.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

About Thatcher's death: Let's privatise her funeral. Put it out on competetive tender and accept the cheapest bid. That's what she would have wanted.

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'

This is my invariable advice to people: Learn how to cook- try new recipes, learn from your mistakes, be fearless, and above all have fun!

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love

I think it's great some hotels provide stationery. Because the first thing I like to do when I get to a hotel room is write a letter. "My dearest Gwendolyn, I arrived by nightfall at the Embassy Suites. It will be a fortnight after my return that this letter shall arrive. Allow me to explain the curious charge at the ledger. It is because I miss thee so much, darling, I accidentally ordered Sorrority Sisters 7."

But truly, women are amazing. Think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. Then a woman can deliver the baby through her body. Then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body. When you compare that to the male’s contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing, really.

The fact is that much of advertising's power comes from this belief that advertising does not affect us. The most effective kind of propaganda is that which is not recognized as propaganda. Because we think advertising is silly and trivial, we are less on guard, less critical, than we might otherwise be. It's all in fun, it's ridiculous. While we're laughing, sometimes sneering, the commercial does its work.

There are no safe paths in this part of the world. Remember you are over the Edge of the Wild now, and in for all sorts of fun wherever you go.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.