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Children Quotes - Page 930

Children's as good as 'rithmetic to set you findin' out things.

Frances Hodgson Burnett (2014). “Oxford Children's Classics: The Secret Garden”, p.65, Oxford University Press - Children

Children do not really need money. After all, they don't have to pay rent or send mailgrams.

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.217, Vintage

Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn't known you long enough.

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.219, Vintage

Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke.

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.103, Vintage