Funny

– : Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young –

– Celia Rivenbark: Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking…

– Judith Olney: always serve too much hot fudge sause on the hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed,and puts them in your debt –…

– Amy Goldman Koss: The other shoppers were too well behaved to stare at the green-headed stoner and the tear-streaked lady zigzagging up the…

– Oscar Wilde: I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. – Oscar Wilde

– Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I’m a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.? – Dark Jar Tin Zoo

– Darynda Jones: You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner? I shrugged. I wanted the apartment, and I figured I…

– Joss Whedon: You know, for someone with ‘Watcher’ in their resume, you might want to think about casting an eye to the front…

– Eileen Pollack: If you’re making love to a man of God, then God must endorse your lovemaking. – Eileen Pollack

– Charles Baxter: My God, the corruptions of literature. It put all these notions into our heads. – Charles Baxter